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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:21
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
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Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?
Just Forget it!
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Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
What would you change in Rings of Power?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts